Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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