One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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