all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Let's get the cat blown out
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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