So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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