My balls are so social today.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
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