Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
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Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
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I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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