JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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