Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
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I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
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In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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