We should be called the Road Head Warriors
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
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im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
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I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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