Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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