So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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