They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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