I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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