Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
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Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
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Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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