I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
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so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
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I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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