ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
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Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
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Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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