I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
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I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
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I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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