Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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