ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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