Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
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Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
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I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
did you just send me my own nude
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
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