But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
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Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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