Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
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WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
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took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
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