I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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