i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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