Pappa wants mamma naked
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
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As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
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On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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