My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
only you would photoshop your dick
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
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i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
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All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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