Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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