So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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