Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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