so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
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Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
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if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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