Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
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Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
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He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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