did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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