she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
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They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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