Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
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