sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
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i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
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Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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