yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
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I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
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He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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