weddingsv make me drug and hornr
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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