Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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