YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
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Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
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do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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