i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
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i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
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I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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