I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
He keeps bees of course he's weird
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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