Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
He uses pillows to masturbate.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
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I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
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I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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