I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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