There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
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It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
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I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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