used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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