He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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