They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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