she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
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I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
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He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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