lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
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just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
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We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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