Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
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You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
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Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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