I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
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you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
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Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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