well you can't waste a boner
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
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I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
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I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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