My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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