weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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